Unanswered questions..
Some stupid questions for you to ponder…
1. Why do we say “heads up” when we actually duck?
2. If you dug a hole through the center of the earth all the way to the other side,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
3. Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
4. If pro and con are opposites, wouldn’t the opposite of progress be congress?
5. If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
6. If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
7. If an escalator breaks down, does it become stairs?
8. Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?
9. Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
10. Is it appropriate to say “good mourning” at a funeral?
11. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
12. What is another word for “thesaurus”?
13. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
14. Can blind people see in their dreams? Do they dream??
15. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
16. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
17. Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it’s in your ass?
18. If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
19. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
20. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
21. Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?
22. If deaf people go to court is it still called a hearing?
23. Why is is that you continually go back to the fridge or cabinet in hope that something new will be there?
24. If vegetarians eat vegetables.. what do humanitarians eat?
25. What happens if you got scared half-to-death twice?
26. Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up 10 times every hour?
27. Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?
28. If electricity comes from electrons what does morality come from?
29. Why is it that when we KNOW the batteries in a remote are dead, we push the buttons harder?
30. Why do people keep pushing the elevator button repeatedly when they know the elevator won’t arrive any faster?
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